Trying to cancel Comcast, seeing as, you know, I don't live in America any more. You can't do it online, of course. 15 minutes on Skype navigating the phone menu (it didn't always pick up my key presses), to get a recorded message saying to 'please call during normal business hours, 7am to 8pm Monday to Saturday'. Uhh...I called at 9.30am US time...

On the plus side, I'm viewing a house in about half an hour. It's only about two streets away from where I am now, so it'd be a really easy move!